The Joys of Pregnancy

The joys of pregnancy:

  • Finding yourself excited about your growing bump because now you can lay down and prop your phone on your belly without your arm getting sore.
  • The 10 seconds of warning you have in between “Uh-oh, I feel sad” and a complete meltdown because of a plot twist in the new TV show you’ve been watching.
  • Waking up a record of five times in the middle of the night to pee, and kind of being morbidly curious about what your new record will look like at week 39 or 40.
  • Arriving at the office in the morning, then promptly driving back home because you realized you forgot to close the front door.

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